Trying to converse with adults:
- Me: Hi.
- Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
what i do in the shower:
90%- i stand there thinking about life
10%- i shampoo, scrub, rinse